Naughty or Nice?

last night chasen threw one of his crayon's down the register.
I looked at him and said "No, we don't do that, now that crayon is gone forever"
And he looks at me holding the crayon over the register and goes "oo bad, to tad" and drops the crayon.
Let me interpret that for you. My son told me To bad So sad and proceeded to drop the crayon.


Also
last night chasen was upstairs playing with his trains and i hear
"mommy poopy, poopy mommy poopy!"
so i run up stairs thinking that chasen wants to use the potty, om my gosh this is big!!
and he is holding a dog turd in his hand and says
"daddy poop on a floor, daddy clean it"
I cleaned up the mess, cleaned up chasen
flash forward 3 hours later and Im picking up all the ornaments chasen took off the tree when I see something weird so I grab it
ITS A DOG TURD!!!!! IN MY CHRISTMAS TREE!!!
chasen must have thrown one over the banister!


And then there was tonight.
tonight was the kicker,
we had just gotten home from his school christmas party and ean and I were running around turning on the space heater, taking off our coats getting chasens clothes out for bed
we come downstairs and i go into the bathroom and ean into the kitchen.
and i hear
baaaabe come here
I go into the kitchen to find this





we only had our eyes off him for a minute at the most! because I had just seen him in the living room.

now Ill let you decide....
Naughty or Nice?

Im half tempted to show him this post some day and lie to him and tell him that that year for christmas he got coal....

I will say that after each one of these episodes I laughed my butt off!